To the Extreme
So, I'm sure most of you have seen the television show Man v. Wild on the Discovery Channel, right? I mean, this guy is completely nuts - he teaches viewers how to make a fire anywhere in the world, survive the Arctic environments of Iceland, and even explains how drinking your own urine might save your life one day. And somehow, he calls this fun. Anyway....I was inspired by the Everglades episode and decided to go on an extreme outdoor adventure myself (Kendall vs. Wild: it has a nice ring to it!).
First, I call up my brother, Kyle, who has just recently taken up mountain biking. He agrees to take me on a few trails near his place in Charlotte. (I know...some of you may be laughing right now.) Mountain biking in one of the largest cities in North Carolina. Yeah, I was laughing too until I found myself face down in dirt. (But I'll get to that later...)
We got up fairly early one Saturday morning, geared up, attached the bikes to his SUV and headed for the trail. Now, I will admit I was pretty naive in my expectations about how this whole experience would turn out. I imagined a quaint little trail through the woods at least 5 feet wide at all times, maybe a few foot bridges and a flower or two. Needless to say, my imagination was WAY off that day. This was hardcore over rocks, through the mud, up steep inclines kinda mountain biking. And I was NOT prepared.
Now, I'm usually not the kind of person to complain or get scared. And if I do, I try my best to put that in the back of my mind and 'go for it' anyway....so that's what I did. I kept saying to myself, "C'mon, don't be scared, this is just a nice ride through the park." However, regardless of what I told myself, I was never fully convinced!
Alright....so we get through the first half of the trail okay....no major catastrophies. But then the action starts. I'm cycling along, nuckles gripping the handlebars, and up ahead I see a huge dip and then a really steep hill with a huge tree trunk spliting the path through in the middle. (Note to self: when in doubt, always go right. ALWAYS) Of course...I take the left side, stall out at the peak of the hill, and have to put my leg down to stop the bike from rolling backwards down the hill. Things can never be that simple though...instead of the normal dirt path, the ground is covered with red clay (which is muddy from the rain storm the previous night) so when I plant my foot down, it doesn't stay. In slow motion, I slide down the hill on my stomach and somehow all I can hear is the cackle of my brother who's watching from behind. I stand up, half-heartedly try to brush the dirt off, and slowly push my bike to the top of the hill. Then I wait for Kyle, who takes the right side like a pro, still laughing all the while.
We keep riding for another mile or so, when I hear my brother yell out, "$!@* (use your imagination), my ankle's bleeding." I stop for a minute to turn around and look, thinking, "You've got to be kidding, I know he's not complaining about a little blood." But it wasn't just a 'little blood'. A massive amount of dark red blood was running uncontrollably down his leg. (Greaaaat....we're out in the middle of nowhere and my brother's going to die from loss of blood. What a great summer.) << Those were my next thoughts.
We knew we needed to get back to the car quickly to clean off the cut and see if it was deep enough for stitches, so my brother took to lead to quicken up the pace. We start going pretty quickly and the next thing I know I can't see him ahead, so I start peddling even faster. I'm riding next to a little stream when all of a sudden there's a sharp turn. My back wheel hits a root sending the bike to the right and me to the left. (At least I think that's how it all happened!) All I know is that I am lying face down, sprawled out in the dirt as if I'm attempting to make a snow angel on my stomach. I look to my right, and my bike is upside down in the river. I call out for Kyle to come back beacuse I can't lift my bicycle out of the water by myself. By this time, we're both hurting and frustrated and just ready to go home. And to make matters worse, my bike was messed up from the fall. So, for the last quarter of a mile, I ran....holding onto the bike on the right side of me. Luckily, it wasn't too far back to the parking lot.
To make a long story short, over the next hour, we debated whether or not my brother's ankle needed stitches and finally decided it was the best thing to do. He ended up have 9 stitches in two separate gashes. One of the first things he said afterwards was: "Well, at least now I can get some sympathy brownies out of someone." There's always something good to be made out of a bad situation.
As for me, I was alright besides a few scrapes and bruises. Maybe mountain biking just isn't my thing. I think I'll stick to hiking! Speaking of hiking - back to the Appalachain Trail this weekend! More stories ahead...